This week, another scam came into my life. This time, it was from a Tunnel Toll collection company. According to the posted they have on their website from 19 other people who have never crossed their bridge, I am not alone. I pass this along to you, dear readers, in the hope that you will not get scammed by them or someone like them. Here is my letter:
Dear Sirs or Madame:
I wish to report a miracle. It appears, based on the
enclosed bill I received from you, that I was in the Norfolk area on Saturday, January
11, 2019 at 5:40 am while I was on my treadmill in Lynchburg at the same moment.
Since the locations are 189.7 miles apart, I believe that this qualifies me for
sainthood in the eyes of the Roman Catholic Church.
Please also note that my temporary tags were about to
expire, so on Friday, January 10th, I had the Virginia tags replaced
with my Maryland tags while I waited the arrival of my updated sticker for my
new vehicle. The tags which you say were crossing the Elizabeth River Tunnel
were actually in my home in Lynchburg, as well. I am unaware if sainthood can
be bestowed on cardboard, but perhaps you can check into it.
This is to say that I have no intention of paying your bill
for $5.76. The photo you sent me is totally dark so unless someone in your
organization has X-Ray vision, I would argue that the car in question is not
mine. I do not have a self-driving car and I am reasonably certain that my car
was in my driveway at the time of this event, since I used it to go somewhere
local at 8 am. The car, unless it sprouted wings and flew, could not have possibly
have made it back to my house in time to take me to breakfast with some friends.
They can vouch for the fact that I was in Lynchburg, should that become
Please reply via snail mail that you are removing the charge of $5.76 from my account, especially since I have never crossed your bridge. (Nor do I plan to, anytime in the near future. However, should it become necessary, I will make sure I get a receipt for the toll.)
Sheri Dean Parmelee, Ph.D.
I hope this saves some of you from paying bills that you did not generate.